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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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