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River monitors are military craft designed to patrol rivers.\nThey are normally the largest of all riverine warships in river flotillas, and mount the heaviest weapons. The name originated from the US Navy's USSÂ Monitor, which made her first appearance in the American Civil War, and being distinguished by the use of revolving gun turrets, which were particularly useful in rivers, whose narrow channels could severely limit the directions vessels could face.
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Eros is the name of the first recording made by the French progressive rock band Dün. The record was self-released as a vinyl LP; a thousand copies were printed and sold by the band at concert. The band failed to find a record label for a further, international distribution. The concept of the album was based on Frank Herbert's novel Dune, which particularly fascinated Geeraerts and Vandenbulcke.
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